What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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