we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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