i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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