Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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