i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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