Have you finally orgasmed yet?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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