So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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