you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
it's great music for shaving your balls
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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