i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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