I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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