do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Operation Purity has been aborted
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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