Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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