no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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