So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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