Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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