Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
