Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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