I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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