Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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