idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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