guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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