Pappa wants mamma naked
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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