If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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