I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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