You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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