we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
