i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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