My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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