We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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