Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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