How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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