My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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