its not stalking. its research.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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