Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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