Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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