whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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