I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
ugly people sure do ruin things
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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