I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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