i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Randomize
