No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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