your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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