Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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