She's never allowed to turn 21 again
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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