Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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