You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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