doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just come out here and I will go home with you...
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
tell me about the eggs
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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