Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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