As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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