im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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