I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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