wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
