He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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