i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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