Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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