i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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